SIZE
MATTERS.
The tee that makes your driver feel like it's overcompensating. One statement. Zero shame.
The One. The Only.
THE JUMBO.
ZERO CHILL.
Nine inches of pure audacity. Your playing partners will never let you live it down.
The Statement
JUMBO
9"So big your caddy needs a forklift
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THE MORE YOU BUY, THE BETTER THE DEAL.
Stock up. Gift one. Leave one on the course as a warning.
1 tee
The Starter
One tee. One statement. Your playing partners won't know what hit them.
$16.99
$16.99/tee
2 tees
The Crowd Pleaser
Two tees. Double the chaos. Free shipping included — because you deserve it.
$26.99
$13.50/tee
3 tees
The Full Send
Three tees. One for you, one for your buddy, one for the guy who said size doesn't matter.
$34.99
$11.66/tee
The Proof
SEE THE
DIFFERENCE.
One of these tees is normal. The other one is ours. You'll know which.
Standard Tee
Cute. Adorable. Forgettable.
Jumbo Tee
The one everyone's staring at.
1,000+ VERIFIED
5-STAR REVIEWS
"My caddie quit on the spot. Worth every penny."
Dave K.
Phoenix, AZ · Verified Buyer
"Showed up to the club and everyone stopped talking. Mission accomplished."
Mike T.
Austin, TX · Verified Buyer
"My wife said it was too big. I bought three more."
Greg H.
Naples, FL · Verified Buyer
"The starter pack of golf humiliation. I love it."
Chris B.
Scottsdale, AZ · Verified Buyer
"Took it to a charity tournament. Raised more money than the raffle."
Tom W.
Charlotte, NC · Verified Buyer
"My handicap didn't improve but my reputation did."
Steve M.
Denver, CO · Verified Buyer
"Gifted one to my father-in-law. Best decision of my marriage."
Ryan L.
Atlanta, GA · Verified Buyer
"The pro shop asked me to leave. I came back the next day."
Jim P.
San Diego, CA · Verified Buyer
SIZE
MATTERS.
Your playing partners will never let you live it down. That's the point.